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semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.
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fuckyeah1990s:

New York Stock Exchange (1999)

*cries*
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ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.
ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.
ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.
ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.
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shinycaterpie:

I don’t think the guy was very impressed with the whole being burned thing.
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BEST PICK UP LINES EVER?!

BEST PICK UP LINES EVER?!

BEST PICK UP LINES EVER?!

BEST PICK UP LINES EVER?!
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designcloud:

Principles of Design Poster by Efil Türk.
The turkey based designer named Efil has crafted a beautiful series of poster showing the principles of design only using paper. Cutting pieces of paper, juxtaposing the pieces, pasting geometrical shapes and using simple typography is the formula of this beautiful series. She mention that you can actually buy them.
designcloud:

Principles of Design Poster by Efil Türk.
The turkey based designer named Efil has crafted a beautiful series of poster showing the principles of design only using paper. Cutting pieces of paper, juxtaposing the pieces, pasting geometrical shapes and using simple typography is the formula of this beautiful series. She mention that you can actually buy them.
designcloud:

Principles of Design Poster by Efil Türk.
The turkey based designer named Efil has crafted a beautiful series of poster showing the principles of design only using paper. Cutting pieces of paper, juxtaposing the pieces, pasting geometrical shapes and using simple typography is the formula of this beautiful series. She mention that you can actually buy them.
designcloud:

Principles of Design Poster by Efil Türk.
The turkey based designer named Efil has crafted a beautiful series of poster showing the principles of design only using paper. Cutting pieces of paper, juxtaposing the pieces, pasting geometrical shapes and using simple typography is the formula of this beautiful series. She mention that you can actually buy them.
designcloud:

Principles of Design Poster by Efil Türk.
The turkey based designer named Efil has crafted a beautiful series of poster showing the principles of design only using paper. Cutting pieces of paper, juxtaposing the pieces, pasting geometrical shapes and using simple typography is the formula of this beautiful series. She mention that you can actually buy them.
designcloud:

Principles of Design Poster by Efil Türk.
The turkey based designer named Efil has crafted a beautiful series of poster showing the principles of design only using paper. Cutting pieces of paper, juxtaposing the pieces, pasting geometrical shapes and using simple typography is the formula of this beautiful series. She mention that you can actually buy them.
designcloud:

Principles of Design Poster by Efil Türk.
The turkey based designer named Efil has crafted a beautiful series of poster showing the principles of design only using paper. Cutting pieces of paper, juxtaposing the pieces, pasting geometrical shapes and using simple typography is the formula of this beautiful series. She mention that you can actually buy them.
designcloud:

Principles of Design Poster by Efil Türk.
The turkey based designer named Efil has crafted a beautiful series of poster showing the principles of design only using paper. Cutting pieces of paper, juxtaposing the pieces, pasting geometrical shapes and using simple typography is the formula of this beautiful series. She mention that you can actually buy them.
designcloud:

Principles of Design Poster by Efil Türk.
The turkey based designer named Efil has crafted a beautiful series of poster showing the principles of design only using paper. Cutting pieces of paper, juxtaposing the pieces, pasting geometrical shapes and using simple typography is the formula of this beautiful series. She mention that you can actually buy them.
designcloud:

Principles of Design Poster by Efil Türk.
The turkey based designer named Efil has crafted a beautiful series of poster showing the principles of design only using paper. Cutting pieces of paper, juxtaposing the pieces, pasting geometrical shapes and using simple typography is the formula of this beautiful series. She mention that you can actually buy them.
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comedycentral:

The Texas GOP has officially endorsed reparative gay therapy. Click here for more from The Daily Show.
comedycentral:

The Texas GOP has officially endorsed reparative gay therapy. Click here for more from The Daily Show.
comedycentral:

The Texas GOP has officially endorsed reparative gay therapy. Click here for more from The Daily Show.
comedycentral:

The Texas GOP has officially endorsed reparative gay therapy. Click here for more from The Daily Show.
comedycentral:

The Texas GOP has officially endorsed reparative gay therapy. Click here for more from The Daily Show.
comedycentral:

The Texas GOP has officially endorsed reparative gay therapy. Click here for more from The Daily Show.
comedycentral:

The Texas GOP has officially endorsed reparative gay therapy. Click here for more from The Daily Show.
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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
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clubpunk:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

I died a little
clubpunk:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

I died a little
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youcouldbemy-sanity:

She’s laughing because she’s thinking “lol same”
youcouldbemy-sanity:

She’s laughing because she’s thinking “lol same”
youcouldbemy-sanity:

She’s laughing because she’s thinking “lol same”
youcouldbemy-sanity:

She’s laughing because she’s thinking “lol same”
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